Stev Reviews HonestlyDead
If you read the comments on the french connection post, Bodicea the reluctant ruler of Bodoland won the first ever "Stevs Activity Contest Session". Thus winning this all expenses paid blog review of her blog.
The Past
Bodicea one day dropped by and said to Stev "I have linked you up". I was intrigued (I later found out she intrigues ppl all the time - esp males somehow...) She had found my blog from Kyels or somewhere. Anyways, she thought I was quite a smelly corpse and she digs that. End of section. (Oh and by the way, that's NOT a pic of her at the top)
The Present
Design: HonestlyDead is hosted on the free version of Wordpress. Thus not much customization can be done other than the header graphic which HonestlyDead chose something interesting & intriguing - although not quite to our personal taste here at StevBlogs. The links at the top do their job although it's nothing spectactular. The other links are quite a hassle as well having to scroll all the way to the bottom & getting quite long too. Site nav is not bad and the she often links to previous entries from within posts themselves. The few chosen graphics in posts are often witty though and quite suitable. Overall nothing to talk about. To paraphrase her - "Meh.'
StevRatings: 1.90 / 4.00
Content: While HonestlyDead honestly took quite a beating design-wise, content is on another planet whatsoever. A celestial planet that is. On the risk of sounding like a drooling idiot with a penis attached, Bodiceas writes with clarity and captures her blogders interests. Sometimes ranting... often witty... always profound (on some level ;) HonestlyDead offers a very fresh perspective on many various issues. Her many posts on relationships as well are one of the most interesting & intriguing ever on any blog. The only downside (if you can consider it as such) is that she often writes in abstract & makes one wonder what exactly is on her head (such utter fun). Posting frequency is sometimes sporadic but has improved of late. Oh and be warned that if you chat with her online... she may be liable to take incriminating pictures of your conversations with her & post them up on her blog... Overall... HonestlyOrgasmic
StevRatings: 4.10 / 4.00
The Future
Design: If she could be assed enough to get a server hosting then all the wordpress issues would disappear. Would recommend moving sidebar to be more accessible (Enough real estate on the side to put in 2 baboons and their kid). The header is good but may consider improving on size/cropping/etc to make it more striking (no real idea there on how to improve it). Can also add in some META stuff such as RSS and fullblown wordpress goodies such as comment count, site views etc. Improvements would make this blog truly one of the best around on the internet. Oh and parting words, keep your font size nice and easy on the eyes alrite (Or just ignore all of the above and post sexy photos of herself or someone else like most whorebloggers would :P)
Content: Already overorgasmic. Anything else typed here would be a waste of free space...
The Verdict
HonestlyDead PWNS JOO. Stupid people need not apply. Seriously. It might permanently WTF damage your brains.
StevRatings: 3.10 / 4.00
StevRating Info
1.00 - End the suffering today... Please delete your blog permanently. now.
2.00 - You are average. Friends may care 4ur blog but most of us wont. Please proceed with your life (no offense)
3.00 - Not bad. Not bad at all. Very nice. Very neat. You are like good sex with a satisfying orgasm.
4.00 - It's like getting xmas presents as a kid (Or like that first time you orgasmed with someone else... ;)
Related Links
Bodicea in inspired by Stev's bird
Stev mentions Visit Bodohland Year
Stev stole Bodiceas pic
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- Meme: BYB & inclined by Cairsten...
Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like most. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Also, try not to list "porn" for every answer.
1. Porn (sry just trying to be a Alex)
2. Coffee (you knew this was bound to be in the list weren't you...)
3. StevBlogs.com (~ simple is thy middle name ~)
4. Peace (no explanation needed)
5. Toilets! (Try living without one...)
6. Hawker Food (Cheap AND tasty...)
7. Hokkien (the language makes life so much easier - thanks kyels :P)
8. Games (DotA & PC gaming in particular)
9. Friends (yes i probably meant you too /:)
10. memes like this one... (roll eyes & dies...)
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- Terms & Conditions: Whining & ranting if you dont like our review is none of our damned responsibility ;)
- Happy Bday: Arcranix, may you be ever blessed with abundant hankys
- Previous review: LifeAmongOtherThings
- Nonsense: Go Elfamorphosis yourself today! (This means to become an elf =_=)
- AFK: Probly last post for quite a while. Going to be megabusy prior to a long holiday leave. Cheerios.
- Opinion: Were the ratings justified? What do you think about HonestlyDead?
Alt title: Welcome to Bodo(h)land
The Past
Bodicea one day dropped by and said to Stev "I have linked you up". I was intrigued (I later found out she intrigues ppl all the time - esp males somehow...) She had found my blog from Kyels or somewhere. Anyways, she thought I was quite a smelly corpse and she digs that. End of section. (Oh and by the way, that's NOT a pic of her at the top)
The Present
Design: HonestlyDead is hosted on the free version of Wordpress. Thus not much customization can be done other than the header graphic which HonestlyDead chose something interesting & intriguing - although not quite to our personal taste here at StevBlogs. The links at the top do their job although it's nothing spectactular. The other links are quite a hassle as well having to scroll all the way to the bottom & getting quite long too. Site nav is not bad and the she often links to previous entries from within posts themselves. The few chosen graphics in posts are often witty though and quite suitable. Overall nothing to talk about. To paraphrase her - "Meh.'
StevRatings: 1.90 / 4.00
Content: While HonestlyDead honestly took quite a beating design-wise, content is on another planet whatsoever. A celestial planet that is. On the risk of sounding like a drooling idiot with a penis attached, Bodiceas writes with clarity and captures her blogders interests. Sometimes ranting... often witty... always profound (on some level ;) HonestlyDead offers a very fresh perspective on many various issues. Her many posts on relationships as well are one of the most interesting & intriguing ever on any blog. The only downside (if you can consider it as such) is that she often writes in abstract & makes one wonder what exactly is on her head (such utter fun). Posting frequency is sometimes sporadic but has improved of late. Oh and be warned that if you chat with her online... she may be liable to take incriminating pictures of your conversations with her & post them up on her blog... Overall... HonestlyOrgasmic
StevRatings: 4.10 / 4.00
The Future
Design: If she could be assed enough to get a server hosting then all the wordpress issues would disappear. Would recommend moving sidebar to be more accessible (Enough real estate on the side to put in 2 baboons and their kid). The header is good but may consider improving on size/cropping/etc to make it more striking (no real idea there on how to improve it). Can also add in some META stuff such as RSS and fullblown wordpress goodies such as comment count, site views etc. Improvements would make this blog truly one of the best around on the internet. Oh and parting words, keep your font size nice and easy on the eyes alrite (Or just ignore all of the above and post sexy photos of herself or someone else like most whorebloggers would :P)
Content: Already overorgasmic. Anything else typed here would be a waste of free space...
The Verdict
HonestlyDead PWNS JOO. Stupid people need not apply. Seriously. It might permanently WTF damage your brains.
StevRatings: 3.10 / 4.00
StevRating Info
1.00 - End the suffering today... Please delete your blog permanently. now.
2.00 - You are average. Friends may care 4ur blog but most of us wont. Please proceed with your life (no offense)
3.00 - Not bad. Not bad at all. Very nice. Very neat. You are like good sex with a satisfying orgasm.
4.00 - It's like getting xmas presents as a kid (Or like that first time you orgasmed with someone else... ;)
Related Links
Bodicea in inspired by Stev's bird
Stev mentions Visit Bodohland Year
Stev stole Bodiceas pic
- Meme: BYB & inclined by Cairsten...
Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like most. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Also, try not to list "porn" for every answer.
1. Porn (sry just trying to be a Alex)
2. Coffee (you knew this was bound to be in the list weren't you...)
3. StevBlogs.com (~ simple is thy middle name ~)
4. Peace (no explanation needed)
5. Toilets! (Try living without one...)
6. Hawker Food (Cheap AND tasty...)
7. Hokkien (the language makes life so much easier - thanks kyels :P)
8. Games (DotA & PC gaming in particular)
9. Friends (yes i probably meant you too /:)
10. memes like this one... (roll eyes & dies...)
- Terms & Conditions: Whining & ranting if you dont like our review is none of our damned responsibility ;)
- Happy Bday: Arcranix, may you be ever blessed with abundant hankys
- Previous review: LifeAmongOtherThings
- Nonsense: Go Elfamorphosis yourself today! (This means to become an elf =_=)
- AFK: Probly last post for quite a while. Going to be megabusy prior to a long holiday leave. Cheerios.
- Opinion: Were the ratings justified? What do you think about HonestlyDead?
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